I hate pyramid schemes

Sometimes I like to go to Barnes and Noble or Borders sometimes and read up on all the business and music magazines I enjoy but unfortunately alot of Quixtar pyramid scheme bastards hang out there. They try to show me some car magazine then get into how I can eventually be driving that car in the magazine. I’m like come on not this shit again! They pretty much try to sucker to you into a get rich quick scheme by making you think you’re owning your own business. They’re just trying to make money off you by buying into their shit and the only way you can make money is to have people under you buying into your shit and so on. So I’ve compiled a list of questions for you to ask to keep these bastards dumbfounded and feeling stupid.

1. Tell me in one sentence how you make money. Every professional can tell you in one sentence how they make money in their careers. Doctors save lives, accountants count money, lawyers keep people out of jail, and so on. But these pyramid scheme bastards try to give you some grand speech to sucker you in just say “cut the bullshit tell me in one sentence how do I make money and get rich”

2. What is your product? EVERY business provides a product whether its tangible or a service. Like the Gap sells clothes, UPS delivers packages, and DJ’s make people dance. All of those examples are your products. Your bread and butter which makes you money. Most of them can’t tell you straight up. What they really try to sell you is imagery of being rich and false hope so you can be suckered into buying their shit.

3. How much money do you make? Are you rich? None of them are rich. If they dont want to divulge into their own finances then say “I thought you were a millionaire by the way you were talking I dont have time to listen to some get rich bullshit unless you really got some money”

4. Show me your car. They always talk about cars and which ones they plan on getting. Most of them just drive ordinary ass cars and SUV’s. Just say ohh I was expecting you to have a late model benz or corvette. They’ll probably give you some shit like I’m planning on getting it as soon as gas goes down.

5. Where do you live? Do you own a house? Is is paid for? Pretty much self explanitory