I’m kind of embarrassed to say I like Axe

 

Last week I was at Walmart looking through the toiletries section and saw this new kind of Axe. I dont usually like Axe because it’s overbearing and it just smells like its price, cheap! But this new line is called Proximity and is more sutle and actually smells good. That’s how I like my cologne. I dont care to let EVERYBODY know I smell good, I just want people to notice when they’re closer to me. When it’s too strong I just feel like I’m 13 again wearing cologne for the first time. But I didn’t get it that day but I really liked the Amber scent which is slightly sweet and good for fall. I went to Target and they were out so I got the Bergamot scent which is a cooler smelling scent. But its great for everyday occassions when I dont want to use up my favorite scent(Versace Metal Jeans).

Too baller for an Iphone, Blackberry, or even Google Phone??

Dont you always feel like an ass for buying the latest and greatest phone because it is eventually given away for free with a new contract 6 months later? Look at people who camped out for the Iphone and paid $400. Weeks later they’re still in stock and 3 months later the price was cut down. Dont feel like you can ever shit on people with your phone because new ones always come out?? Well here’s your solution! Vertu. The brand is a subsidiary of Nokia but its pretty much the Rolls Royce of phones. One of the main features of every Vertu is that they have a concierge button that can be accessed anywhere. Every single Vertu is hand made and crafted of the best materials. The metal casing is made of 18k Gold or Platinum and the screen is made of unscratchable sapphire crystal. It’s pretty much a functional piece of jewelry. But for the price you can buy about 30 Iphones. They range from 4 grand up to the 20 grands. I mean if you’re a rich dude and want to just stunt and shit on everybody elses phone get a Vertu.

Getting too old for the frat boy look??

I remember back in the mid 90’s when American Eagle first came out their style was suited for the outdoors-men kinda like Eddie Bauer. They had shitloads of flannels, cords, and t shirts with fishing lures. Then Abercrombie blew up and they adopted the whole frat boy look.  Now they’ve created a whole new brand called Martin and Osa which is geared more towards young professionals. The beat up striped polo’s and tore up jeans needs to be tossed if you’re looking to enter a professional career and need to look more grown up.  I really like the line because it’s not so guido/metro like Express but more classic without looking like you’ve been digging through dads closet. Check out their website here

http://www.martinandosa.com

 

$30 off $100 @ Banana Republic

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Hmmm maybe I’ll get that cool ass jacket I saw in the window….